Thursday, February 11, 2016

The Most Important Issue of the 2016 Election

Dearest readers,

I'm not one to rant.1 Nor am I one who thrives on political controversy.2 But the recent negative tone of the Democratic Primary process in this country and the infighting between the good supporters of Mrs. Clinton and Colonel Sanders3 has caused me to come out of semi-blogtirement4 to make the following appeal to all the good folks on both sides of my side of the aisle:

Shut up! Broad City is back next Wednesday!!! That is literally5 all that matters.

1 that's a lie
2 also a lie
3 wait...Bernie's not the dude who came up with KFC? Lame.
4 not a thing
5 yes, I know what literally means. See statement above, beginning with "Shut up!"

Thursday, July 26, 2012

A couple thoughts on Boston, Philly, Chick-Fil-A and freedom

I need to say something...but before I start, take a step or two away from the torches and pitchforks. Maybe set 'em down a bit out of reach and pull up your favorite chair. Comfy? Good. This may not be pretty or popular, but let me get it off my chest then feel free to tell me I'm crazy or stupid or wrong. 

I'm concerned about the whole Philly/Boston Chick-Fil-A thing. Please don't get me wrong here, I'm as outraged by Dan Cathey's statements and Chick-Fil-A's political contributions as anyone. I'm just not sure I feel comfortable about government (state/local/whatever) stepping in to curtail some asshole's free speech. Yes, we should not support businesses that promote things we believe are wrong. Yes, we should be vocal in our disapproval of things we find reprehensible. And it could even be argued that the state has an interest in controlling what types of organizations can set up shop near public parks and landmarks, as is being done in Boston. But it really makes me uncomfortable when we start thinking it's okay for the state to jump in and denounce someone for their beliefs, reprehensible as those beliefs may be. It seems to me that the state has an obligation to ensure that the assholes have the freedom to be vocal...otherwise how can the state legitimately ensure that you and I have the freedom to be vocal and drown them out?

One more thought: how is the Philadelphia city council's public posturing against Chick-Fil-A any different than the 33 ineffectual "repeal Obamacare" public posturing votes in the US House of Representatives? Both are "message" votes that have no real legal implications other than to pander to a segment of the constituency. And both take valuable time away from the business of governing. Worse, one implies a state sanctioned curtailing of someone's free speech rights--to what effect? It seems to me it does nothing but give the bigots legitimate ammunition. Those spewing hate and homophobia tend to naturally undermine their cause with their closed-minded rhetoric. But when the state steps in to curtail their right to freedom of expression, suddenly they have a legitimate complaint.

No, I don't think this fight is one that's appropriate for our government to take up for us. I think this is one issue we need to handle ourselves. Gays and lesbians are being denied basic human rights and we can't win the argument by denying the opposition their basic rights. So let's be vocal and battle bigotry with truth and integrity and respect for EVERYONE's basic human rights.. The momentum is on our side anyway.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Mike Tyson, a cautionary tale

In an interview on The Today Show, Mike Tyson makes perhaps the most compelling case ever for becoming a Vegan:

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The moral of the story: Become a Vegan or you'll probably end up like Mike.

Sunday, April 15, 2012


This editorial cartoon is nearly two years old.  The Ryan Budget 2.0 decimates medical and other programs for the poor and elderly, slashes grants and other forms of subsidies for students, AND cuts already historically low taxes for the wealthiest among us.  The Republicans refuse to even discuss corporate tax loopholes and multi-billion dollar government subsidies of the oil companies, which are currently charging absurdly high gas prices and reaping astronomical prices.  We're being screwed at the pump, screwed by the tax code...and your Republican congressman would rather waste time restricting access to contraception in this country rather than even entertaining a discussion making things more fair. 

How is it that the middle class isn't rioting in the streets?  Are we really that complacent/blind/stupid? Apparently so. Sigh...same shit (ahem) story, different day.