I just got back from the 7-11 on a post-fieldtrip snack run. Once I got it in my head that I wanted a Snickers Dark candy bar (the best candy bar ever), nothing else would do. Sadly, this 7-11 doesn't carry Snickers Dark so I had to settle for a Milky Way Midnight.
As I told my best friend, Milky Way candy bars are a complete disappointment. Milky Way candy bars to a Snickers lover are like women to a gay man: they're alright, but they'd be a lot more fun to put in your mouth if they had nuts.
Cancellation...
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Dear Readers,
I hate to do this to you on Christmas day, but it must be done...I'm sorry
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1 comment:
Who's this best friend you've been speaking of? Huh? You cheating on me, are you?
Unbelievable!!!
Anyhoo...I still love the analogy. Works for straight women too.
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