
As I told my best friend, Milky Way candy bars are a complete disappointment. Milky Way candy bars to a Snickers lover are like women to a gay man: they're alright, but they'd be a lot more fun to put in your mouth if they had nuts.
This blog is a steaming pile of amusement, offense, political bitchiness, and haphazard exploration of the dark recesses of a warped mind. It wouldn't even exist without the influence of a pushy friend. (Say no to peer pressure!) Anyway, it'll probably make you uncomfortable or angry. Personally, I don't even admit to reading it...and I won't tell anyone you were here. Proceed with caution...and enjoy!
1 comment:
Who's this best friend you've been speaking of? Huh? You cheating on me, are you?
Unbelievable!!!
Anyhoo...I still love the analogy. Works for straight women too.
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