...does THIS to her best friend? I am aghast.
(shakes head in despair)
Perhaps she's related to Sarah Palin's daughter?
Cancellation...
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Dear Readers,
I hate to do this to you on Christmas day, but it must be done...I'm sorry
to inform you that after only a short run of 6 posts, my Advice Bl...
15 years ago
3 comments:
Dear Bastard,
You had it coming to you. You have ignored/avoiding Lisa for a week. Continuing to wait for Lisa to bug you before you contact her.
It is preposterous that you would do so to your "best friend."
And now, when she asked for an explanation on why you've been acting strange, you avoid that as well.
We're disgusted with you.
Sincerely,
Shatzee, Lisa's chimp typist
Dear Shatzee,
Please accept my sincerest condolences that someone picked for your name a compound of past-tense poo and a common article (in a mock French accent). I find it abysmal and my heart goes out to you.
Oh look, a kittie!
Brandon
Dear Bastard,
Shatzee was a name I picked for myself. And, by the way, your name is pretty silly too. Who calls themselves fairy?
Sincerely,
Shatzee
P.S. I ate the kitty.
P.P.S. your alien anal probe tale will not distract me.
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